My Subtitute Reality

joelbyeman:

Grif: Psst- hey Sarge, maybe there's a ransom.

jackpatillos:

Make Me Choose: 
anonymous asked: lads or gents

MAKE ME CHOOSE

Anonymous asked: Lads or Gents?

electricgale:

donut decorating eggs on easter but whenever he tries to make a red one he takes it out of the dye too fast and it comes out pink

"It’s not pink", he’ll declare, "it’s lightish red!"

n0-way-in-n0-way-0ut:

if you can’t tell i made a “people like grif” egg and it took us 12 minutes to find god dang it grif

Did you check it’s usual napping spots?

n0-way-in-n0-way-0ut:

if you can’t tell i made a “people like grif” egg and it took us 12 minutes to find
god dang it grif

Did you check it’s usual napping spots?

Why Jelly Beans?!

Oh jelly beans, how can you be so gosh darn effin’ delicious! I was doing so well up until, eating healthy and exercising and now I’m eating handful by handful of your sugary goodness! Why jelly beans?! WHY?!!!

callmemonamiral:

sapphicsnorlax:

the-minecraft-funnies:

hey guys like my new HD texture pack, it’s pretty sick

WHY ARE YOU USING A PICKAXE ON DIRT

This comment is the most suitable ever.

No Geoff! Don’t do it!

callmemonamiral:

sapphicsnorlax:

the-minecraft-funnies:

hey guys like my new HD texture pack, it’s pretty sick

WHY ARE YOU USING A PICKAXE ON DIRT

This comment is the most suitable ever.

No Geoff! Don’t do it!

Ask me anything.

Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

gavnofree:

[x]

Burnie quotes the ‘Tao of Gavin’

kirschtein-sexual:

(Go on FF.net or AO3 for about 5 minutes and:)EVERYBODY PLEASE I CHALLENGE YOU NOT TO GET A BINGO

Do we get extra points if we can fill the entire board?

kirschtein-sexual:

(Go on FF.net or AO3 for about 5 minutes and:)

EVERYBODY PLEASE I CHALLENGE YOU NOT TO GET A BINGO

Do we get extra points if we can fill the entire board?