Grif: Psst- hey Sarge, maybe there's a ransom.
donut decorating eggs on easter but whenever he tries to make a red one he takes it out of the dye too fast and it comes out pink
"It’s not pink", he’ll declare, "it’s lightish red!"
if you can’t tell i made a “people like grif” egg and it took us 12 minutes to find
god dang it grif
Did you check it’s usual napping spots?
Oh jelly beans, how can you be so gosh darn effin’ delicious! I was doing so well up until, eating healthy and exercising and now I’m eating handful by handful of your sugary goodness! Why jelly beans?! WHY?!!!
hey guys like my new HD texture pack, it’s pretty sick
WHY ARE YOU USING A PICKAXE ON DIRT
This comment is the most suitable ever.
No Geoff! Don’t do it!
(Go on FF.net or AO3 for about 5 minutes and:)
EVERYBODY PLEASE I CHALLENGE YOU NOT TO GET A BINGO
Do we get extra points if we can fill the entire board?